Yeah I know it has been forever since I have written in my diary and I know a lot of you are thinking wow that sucks Jas and your right it sucks, but my life has sucked lately so what can I say. I’m not the type to cry a river and tell you all what has been going in my life when you are here to get turned on and hear sexy stuff. But basically, my health was pretty shitty for awhile and I’ve been trying to be there for one of my friends while she was going through some shit with her ex-boyfriend. I just posted a podcast over on Dirty Girl Radio all about it, sort of getting it off my chest so you might check out the new edition to Dirty Girl Radio “Dodgeified – Dick on the brain and looking for a date” if you are interested.

But okay, I’m back and in effect – you’re about to see a lot more of me, and I hope you guys appreciate it. I’m coming out of my little shell now and out of the little reclusive world I’ve been stuck in for the last several months and you should start seeing a lot more diary entries and a lot more podcasts coming your way!

So drop what you are doing free up your hands and get ready for some serious cock stroking my friends! It’s time to get dirty with your favorite Dirty Phone Sex Girl! That’s right guys the Dirtiest Girl in the World is back and it’s about to get dirtier than ever!

Exotic Dancer Name Is…

Scandal

Exotic Dancer Name Generator

Heeheheh how about that, Scandal, what a great stripper name, I love it, it would be a good Niteflirt name too, if it’s not already taken I bet some girl is looking it up as they read this and it will be taken by tomorrow!

So I must say I ended up having to turn my calls off yesterday, I hate to say but sometimes the calls I get just annoy the fuck out of me. Maybe its because I’m not feeling quite 100% myself yet, but sometimes I notice that I start getting annoyed with the calls I am getting and then every time the phone rings I’m thinking “Oh no not again.” Usually when I realize that I’m in that kind of mood I just turn my calls off.

I bet you’re wondering what kinds of calls annoy me … right? Let me tell you the two most annoying situations I get called with…

#1 Most Annoying Call “Hi this is Jasmine” “Hi this is so and so” “Well hey there so and so, what can I do for you today?” “I’m horney” “That’s awesome, I’m horney too, so what sort of things are you into?” “I’m into everything” “Everything is a broad spectrum, I mean I could suck your cock, fucking you in the ass with a strap-on, ride your cock, or turn you into a little slut for my amusement. You sure you don’t want to tell me what you are into?” “I’m into everything” “Okay well let’s talk about *enter selected topic here*” “CLICK” “Hello?” “Hello?” “Hello?” *Niteflirt Voice* “This call lasted 2 minutes”

#2 Most Annoying Call “Hi this is Jasmine” “Hi I was wondering if you can tell me a story about this girl I have a fantasy about” “Sure what is her name?” “Her name is such and such” “What does she look like?” “It doesn’t really matter” “Okay, what would you like the story to be about?” “The girl” “Okay but what do you want her to do in the story? Does she do a gang bang? Go to an orgy? Give tons of blow jobs, does she have a thing for black cock, like what kind of stuff does she do in your fantasy?” “CLICK” “Hello?” “Hello?” “Hello?” *Niteflirt Voice* “This call lasted 2 minutes”

Sometimes I wonder why guys waste their money. Seriously why waste the cost for a two minute call to me? I can’t read you’re damn mind; I have no clue what you are into or what you want a story to be about unless you tell me. I don’t know the girl next door and how hot she is and that you like to watch her sun bathing in her back yard unless you tell me that is the girl in the story you want me to tell you. I don’t know your girlfriend is in big black cock unless you tell me. I don’t know that you want me to suck your cock unless you say “I want you to suck my cock today.” Seriously boys this isn’t rocket science, it’s phone sex, telephone sex, telephone, you know that thing you use to communicate with another person, so communicate for fucks sake, don’t expect me to read your mind or know what you want if you can express it. If you’re looking for someone to read your damn mind try finding someone that does psychic phone sex. Maybe she will be omnipotent enough know what it is you want. Grrrrrrr

Okay now that I have that off my chest I should get back to taking calls this morning, hopefully the two most annoying calls in the world don’t fill my day today!

Well things have sucked lately. I swear to god when it rains it pours. Just as I started getting back into the swing of things, taking calls again on a regular basis, and having a blast at the Nickelback Concert here in Portland last month I got wicked sick. I mean seriously it was like I got hit by the sick bus. After going to the doctor several times I ended up finding out that I had an ear infection in not one, but BOTH ears, OMG ear infections fucking hurt! I had one last year too! It’s just not fair! I mean seriously ear infections fucking hurt and not in a sexy way at all. It is like this shooting screaming pain up the side of your damn head every freaking time you swallow. Do you have any idea how many times you involuntarily swallow in the course of a day? Holy shit batman! Anyways not only did I have an ear infection in both ears, but a case of Mono, yes yes the kissing disease, I know, I am totally prepared for the jokes that are going to pour in on that one! Then on top of Mono, a sinus infection to boot! Boy I tell you what, I don’t do anything half ass, and if the Dirtiest Girl in the World is going to get sick she is going to do it with style!

So I have to tell you a funny little story about the Nickelback Concert. – So I had shitty seats, but a pretty girl like me will never be hindered, all I had to do was find a cute guy working at the concert, and with a smile and the passing of my phone number and the promise to go out with him some night I soon found myself where I wanted to be! On the floor at the Nickelback Concert off to stage right! In case you don’t know what stage right is that means if you are standing on the stage looking out at the audience I was in the crowd off to the right hand side. So the lead singer of the band starts to tell this dirty joke about a guy that wants to go fishing and gets all his gear together, but low and behold his wife doesn’t want to go. He continues telling the joke, the guy’s wife whines about not wanting to go and he tells her, well we both know that there are only two ways out of this… one is oral and one is anal…

Okay seriously, the sexiest man in the whole world, Chad Kroger, lead singer of my favorite band in the whole word, Nickelback, just said two of my favorite words ORAL and ANAL!!!! So what do you think your favorite dirty girl did? That’s right I screamed, at the top of my lungs, jumping up and down, waving my arms around all excited. Now usually at a concert, jumping up and down and screaming and waving your arms about draws about zero attention, everyone else is doing the same thing so it is not like you stand out or anything. Ohhh but not in this case….

Nope not one other person in the whole crowed made any sound but laughter… except your dirty girl, screaming her fucking head off at the mention of Oral and Anal – whoo hooo!! At that point the lead singer pauses in the joke, shakes his head, laughs and looks over at me and says, “Lady if you’re getting all excited and screaming because I said Oral and Anal you are about to get real popular in the section you’re standing in” Oh my god!! Okay it was a teeny bit embarrassing, but hey, leave it to your favorite dirty phone sex girl to step up and prove yet again that she is indeed the Dirtiest Girl in the World.

Anyways, speaking of phone sex, I’m still recovering from this episode of getting hit by the sick bus and my voice is just a little bit weak and raspy, but I’m Horney as all hell and that means I will be logged in and taking calls again, so if you want to send your favorite dirty phone sex girl a get well wish, hit the phones, call me up and give me a get well orgasm to thank you for!!

Well I’ve been taking calls again for a week or so now and in general trying to get back in the swing of things; it’s been nice talking to some of my old time clients again. It always surprises me how when I take a long absence for whatever reason, some of the guys I haven’t heard from in a long time seem to come back with me.

I’m still not really putting a lot of time into my websites, in general I am still pretty burnt out on web design as a whole, but I am sure sooner or later I will get back into it. I’m still not doing anything on the recording or podcasting front, I don’t think I will get back into that until I buy a new computer and right now there are just other things higher on my priority list.

I’ve been trying out something new to keep me from experiencing burn out again. One of the things I noticed before is that I just spent way too much time in front of my computer. If I wasn’t on the phone I was on the computer working on web design or sending emails, or buying ads for the site, or doing a pod cast or writing something for the website, and it just seemed that I really had no time for myself. It sucked. So I’ve stated this new thing were I take off two nights a week instead of one, which lends to more time for me to go out, have fun and do wild and crazy things that I can tell you all about later, which works out good for everyone, my fans and me.

I’ve also been doing this new thing were I walk away from the computer at a certain time each day, usually around 2:30-3:00pm and start taking calls from home instead of from my office. It gives me time to spend time with my pets, take care of my house, cook dinner instead of living on junk food and trying to work it all off at the gym each morning, and sit down and enjoy a TV show or something now and then. I can basically do whatever I want around the house and then when the phone rings, kick back on my bed and get naughty and dirty with my callers and fans. I love it! What this means for you guys though is that chances are if you are sending emails before your calls or trying to get a hold of me on Yahoo Messenger prior to calling that it might not get answered until the following morning when I am sitting down at the computer again. It’s a small price to pay for my overall happiness and to keep me around more often though so I am sure you don’t mind.

I’ve gotten more and more calls and emails lately in regards to the giantess/shrinking fetish that I mentioned on my blog a while back. I am really enjoying exploring this fetish with the guys that are calling, it seems like each person has a different twist on it and I love it.

I had a new caller the other night that made me smile too, thought I would mention him, he’s a submissive little slut that called and got turned into my little puppy boy for the evening. It was so cute, after our first call he left some feedback that said “This girl is dangerous” – and then he just could not help himself, he called back a few hours later for round two and after that call left feedback saying “I should have listened to my own advice” – I think he learned that it is very easy to get addicted to the Dirtiest Girl in the World, I didn’t get that title by being a mediocre phone sex girl; that’s for sure. I got that title by being a dirty phone sex girl that you can’t forget and can’t help but come back to for more. I bet I will be hearing from my little puppy again very soon. I think he needs to wag his tail and play fetch with my favorite toy a little bit more…. Don’t you?